My name is Alexander and I am officially 18. I am a diehard gamer and I love anime. My favorite game at the moment is Pokemon X. Naruto is my favorite anime along with Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I'm a huge fan of swords and dragons. I like longboarding and I am interested in parkour. I also practice martial arts. I'm currently in the process of finding myself in the craziness of my Senior year. My motto for it so far is that "Life is never what you expect it to be. Especially when you need it most." I'll do my best to keep up with you guys and enjoy my new blog.
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​I know it’s really late for this but whatever. If you haven’t listened to watching movies with the sound off, you’re missing out on a lot in life. Mac Mills, I don’t know if you’ll ever see this video, but if you do, just know I love you bro. No homo. You ever want to watch movies with no sound, hit me up.

​So to the topic of discussion in this video.

​Not too long ago, me and Stoudi went on our Grad Bash trip. It was fun as hell. I lost my voice. So yeah, that’s what this video is about. How I lost my voice.

​Now the main reason I lost my voice is because I yelled watermelon about 10000 times when we went to Universal Studios. That’s’ not something I’m going to go into detail about. We’re going to discuss how I lost that last 1% of my voice and what I wasted it on.

​So it was the last day of a trip that should have been longer and me and my boys decided that we wanted to go to take a dip in the pool with the rest of the students that went on the trip. We’re black, so we arrived late. For all of you that don’t know, that’s called CPT, or colored people time, but whatever.
​So we come downstairs, Stoudemire got his hair down, I’m joking around and Mike’s being a douche. You know, typical stuff we do.

​So after we swim for a little bit, I’m like “Damn, I wish there was a hot tub.” This one guy is like “It’s over there.” Me and Stoudemire go “Aww shit nigga, Watermelon.” Once again, not gonna explain that now.
​So we get up and head over to the hot tub and hop in that bitch like “Fuck yeah. This is why America was made.”

​In the tub, there are me, him, Alex, Shakyle, this girl named Brianna, these two dumb fake bitches named Feefee and Toto. We gone call them that because they are bitches and I don’t want to get sued. Feefee is pretty, but she’s more of a bitch than the regular bitch. She’s also stupid. She thinks she’s fillet mignon, but really she beef jerky. And she sucks dick. *Cough cough*. Then you have Toto.  She’s smart, but got the ugly end of the stick. Actually, fuck Toto. I like Toto and calling her Toto is a disrespect to the dog. We gone call her Sam. If you don’t know, Sam was the name of the dog that won a bunch of awards in the ugliest dog competition a few years ago. And trust me. This bitch look like Sam. No jinoke. Sam, being the smaller female of the pack, knows her place. It’s like a hierarchy among wolves or some shit. Everybody knows their place. There’s a reason Feefee is the talker and Sam is not. If Sam talks, they won’t get what they want. Why? Because we live in America, and regardless of how much of a smart girl you are, if you’re unattractive, nobody is gonna want to listen to you. Why do you think Sarah Palin was with John Mccain? Nobody cared about Mccain’s old ass. But that sexy white bitch from Alaska. Mmm. And she was stupid! We all know she was! And thus, you have Feefee and Sam.

​So I’m chillaxing enjoying my damn self when Feefee’s dumb ass walks over to me and asks “Hey, can you and your little friends get out of the tub.” This goes back to the previous video I made talkin about rude ass niggas.

​So of course because I don’t like when people address me a certain way and I believe in karma and what you put out in the world comes back to you like a boomerang, I handled the situation in the most mature collected way possible by responding with:

 “NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN GET OUT THE FUCKIN TUB?! YOU GET OUT THE TUB. PIECE OF SHIT!”

​Apparently, this offended her and confused her, because she got upset for some reason. “We’re trying to do something and we don’t want you guys here for it.”

​“BITCH, WHO IS WE, FIRST OF ALL. SECOND OF ALL, WHY CAN’T YOU GET YO ASS UP AND DO IT IN THE DAMN POOL.”​

​Now, up to this point, I don’t know what they’re trying to do. It really didn’t matter to me that much as to what it was. It just pissed me off that these bitches, who are only about 5’2 and 4’11, by the way were trying to veto my goddamn pool rights like they run shit or something. I turn to Brianna she says “They tryin to play truth or dare.”

​………..

​“BITCH IF YOU DON’T TAKE YO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ASS ON SOMEWHERE BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH CHUN-LI’S ULTRA COMBINATION FROM STREET AND END ALL YO SHIT.”

​Once again, I don’t know why this bitch got offended, like I stepped out of line or something. It was a completely rational statement. Calm and collected the entire time.
​So she responded with something, but like everybody else on the trip who was having real fun she lost her voice. Unlike everybody else though, she sounded like she was a throat cancer patient. So whatever she said sounded like it was being translated by a rattle snake, so I was all like “Bitch I can’t hear you. Speak a little bit louder.”

​Finally these two bitches get out the tub like I just knocked over there sand castle or some shit. I’m sittin there all hot and shit now, wanting to get out, but I’m thinking “Fuck that. Imma be difficult.” so I choose to possibly have a heat stroke and stay my ass in the pool.

​So about an hour or so passes, but by now I’ve sort of gotten over the situation. By now, I’m havin intellectual conversations with niggas now and shit about… I don’t know, shit. Looking at this hot girl sittin next to me like: “Damn I want to hit that right now.” but whatever.
​In the middle of a semi deep group conversation about relationships and shit, look who decides to come back to the damn pool. 2 stupid mutha fuckin dogs. This reptilian sounding bitch comes up to the pool and asks “Hey, do you guys wanna play hide and seek?”

​Everybody in the hot tub was pissed at the both of them at this point. A few of them had some words to say. Fortunately for them, my fucks given meter had been depleted. I was hungry for fucks, like a starving African child. Unfortunately for Feefee, she happened to be standing right next to me. So I used my advanced nigga sense to become the Dalai-Nigga-Lama and use my acquired powers to tell her the truth in a very calm, chillaxed manner.

​“IF YOU DON’T TAKE THAT SCHOOL YARD BABY BACK BULLSHIT ON SOMEWHERE! WE IN THE TWELTH FUCKIN GRADE ON A GODDAMN SENIOR TRIP AT A MUTHA FUCKIN DOUBLE TREE. YOU TRYIN TO PLAY HIDE AND GODDAMN SEEK LIKE WE AT A GODDAMN SLUMBER PARTY. WE AROUND WHITE PEOPLE. HAVE SOME GODDAMN SENSE! IF NOT THEN YOU CAN TAKE YO ASS BACK TO THE DAMN 4TH GRADE WHERE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG.”

​You know. Typical Dalai-Lama calm Buddhist type shit. So she gets upset again. Still don’t know why. When she turned and walked away, I did the smart thing and pulled a Mactastic.

​“Well fuck you to then bitch! Bucked mouth hoe!”

​And that is how I lost the last 1% of my voice.

-burn1-:

​I know it’s really late for this but whatever. If you haven’t listened to watching movies with the sound off, you’re missing out on a lot in life. Mac Mills, I don’t know if you’ll ever see this video, but if you do, just know I love you bro. No homo. You ever want to watch movies with no sound, hit me up.

​So to the topic of discussion in this video.

​Not too long ago, me and Stoudi went on our Grad Bash trip. It was fun as hell. I lost my voice. So yeah, that’s what this video is about. How I lost my voice.

​Now the main reason I lost my voice is because I yelled watermelon about 10000 times when we went to Universal Studios. That’s’ not something I’m going to go into detail about. We’re going to discuss how I lost that last 1% of my voice and what I wasted it on.

​So it was the last day of a trip that should have been longer and me and my boys decided that we wanted to go to take a dip in the pool with the rest of the students that went on the trip. We’re black, so we arrived late. For all of you that don’t know, that’s called CPT, or colored people time, but whatever.
​So we come downstairs, Stoudemire got his hair down, I’m joking around and Mike’s being a douche. You know, typical stuff we do.

​So after we swim for a little bit, I’m like “Damn, I wish there was a hot tub.” This one guy is like “It’s over there.” Me and Stoudemire go “Aww shit nigga, Watermelon.” Once again, not gonna explain that now.
​So we get up and head over to the hot tub and hop in that bitch like “Fuck yeah. This is why America was made.”

​In the tub, there are me, him, Alex, Shakyle, this girl named Brianna, these two dumb fake bitches named Feefee and Toto. We gone call them that because they are bitches and I don’t want to get sued. Feefee is pretty, but she’s more of a bitch than the regular bitch. She’s also stupid. She thinks she’s fillet mignon, but really she beef jerky. And she sucks dick. *Cough cough*. Then you have Toto. She’s smart, but got the ugly end of the stick. Actually, fuck Toto. I like Toto and calling her Toto is a disrespect to the dog. We gone call her Sam. If you don’t know, Sam was the name of the dog that won a bunch of awards in the ugliest dog competition a few years ago. And trust me. This bitch look like Sam. No jinoke. Sam, being the smaller female of the pack, knows her place. It’s like a hierarchy among wolves or some shit. Everybody knows their place. There’s a reason Feefee is the talker and Sam is not. If Sam talks, they won’t get what they want. Why? Because we live in America, and regardless of how much of a smart girl you are, if you’re unattractive, nobody is gonna want to listen to you. Why do you think Sarah Palin was with John Mccain? Nobody cared about Mccain’s old ass. But that sexy white bitch from Alaska. Mmm. And she was stupid! We all know she was! And thus, you have Feefee and Sam.

​So I’m chillaxing enjoying my damn self when Feefee’s dumb ass walks over to me and asks “Hey, can you and your little friends get out of the tub.” This goes back to the previous video I made talkin about rude ass niggas.

​So of course because I don’t like when people address me a certain way and I believe in karma and what you put out in the world comes back to you like a boomerang, I handled the situation in the most mature collected way possible by responding with:

“NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN GET OUT THE FUCKIN TUB?! YOU GET OUT THE TUB. PIECE OF SHIT!”

​Apparently, this offended her and confused her, because she got upset for some reason. “We’re trying to do something and we don’t want you guys here for it.”

​“BITCH, WHO IS WE, FIRST OF ALL. SECOND OF ALL, WHY CAN’T YOU GET YO ASS UP AND DO IT IN THE DAMN POOL.”​

​Now, up to this point, I don’t know what they’re trying to do. It really didn’t matter to me that much as to what it was. It just pissed me off that these bitches, who are only about 5’2 and 4’11, by the way were trying to veto my goddamn pool rights like they run shit or something. I turn to Brianna she says “They tryin to play truth or dare.”

​………..

​“BITCH IF YOU DON’T TAKE YO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ASS ON SOMEWHERE BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH CHUN-LI’S ULTRA COMBINATION FROM STREET AND END ALL YO SHIT.”

​Once again, I don’t know why this bitch got offended, like I stepped out of line or something. It was a completely rational statement. Calm and collected the entire time.
​So she responded with something, but like everybody else on the trip who was having real fun she lost her voice. Unlike everybody else though, she sounded like she was a throat cancer patient. So whatever she said sounded like it was being translated by a rattle snake, so I was all like “Bitch I can’t hear you. Speak a little bit louder.”

​Finally these two bitches get out the tub like I just knocked over there sand castle or some shit. I’m sittin there all hot and shit now, wanting to get out, but I’m thinking “Fuck that. Imma be difficult.” so I choose to possibly have a heat stroke and stay my ass in the pool.

​So about an hour or so passes, but by now I’ve sort of gotten over the situation. By now, I’m havin intellectual conversations with niggas now and shit about… I don’t know, shit. Looking at this hot girl sittin next to me like: “Damn I want to hit that right now.” but whatever.
​In the middle of a semi deep group conversation about relationships and shit, look who decides to come back to the damn pool. 2 stupid mutha fuckin dogs. This reptilian sounding bitch comes up to the pool and asks “Hey, do you guys wanna play hide and seek?”

​Everybody in the hot tub was pissed at the both of them at this point. A few of them had some words to say. Fortunately for them, my fucks given meter had been depleted. I was hungry for fucks, like a starving African child. Unfortunately for Feefee, she happened to be standing right next to me. So I used my advanced nigga sense to become the Dalai-Nigga-Lama and use my acquired powers to tell her the truth in a very calm, chillaxed manner.

​“IF YOU DON’T TAKE THAT SCHOOL YARD BABY BACK BULLSHIT ON SOMEWHERE! WE IN THE TWELTH FUCKIN GRADE ON A GODDAMN SENIOR TRIP AT A MUTHA FUCKIN DOUBLE TREE. YOU TRYIN TO PLAY HIDE AND GODDAMN SEEK LIKE WE AT A GODDAMN SLUMBER PARTY. WE AROUND WHITE PEOPLE. HAVE SOME GODDAMN SENSE! IF NOT THEN YOU CAN TAKE YO ASS BACK TO THE DAMN 4TH GRADE WHERE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG.”

​You know. Typical Dalai-Lama calm Buddhist type shit. So she gets upset again. Still don’t know why. When she turned and walked away, I did the smart thing and pulled a Mactastic.

​“Well fuck you to then bitch! Bucked mouth hoe!”

​And that is how I lost the last 1% of my voice.